Re: Funny things you and your ~friends say

[we are galaxies.]

french dog says:
Do you know the friend updates on myspace? And how they tell you if a friend had joined a myspace group or not?

kristen is so damn tragic. says:
uh, yes.

french dog says:
I have this Pete Doherty on my friend's list just called "Pete Doherty" on on the friend updates it says "Pete Doherty has joined the group: Girls who like anal."

[rock and/or roll]

Not so much what was said, but I find it hilarious that my little sister thought I was being serious when her and my friend were singing Boyfriend by Ashlee Simpson on Singstar and I said "I wonder what she's trying to say."

[we are galaxies.]

_____ says:
so?

kristen misses you more than shaq miss freethrows (that's a lot!). says:
so nothing, i was stating a fuck

kristen misses you more than shaq miss freethrows (that's a lot!). says:
fact*

[drackie.]

Amy-"Hello may I trouble you for a drink?"
Me- "Nice try Homer."
Amy-"Homer, who is Homer?"
Both- "My name is Guy Incognito..."
"Oh my god, this man is my exact double! Oh look a dog with a curly tale. Here puff!"

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

Dear Janelle
I hope you have a

[Jimmy Urine.]

Via text at like, one o clock in the morning =']

Me: Can I go to sleep yet? You're boring me so much that this time I've bypassed yawning and moved straight on to sleeping. :')
Mike: Omg. Yes, sleep. Whatever. :(
Me: I'm sorry, but I lost interest when I knew you weren't gonna get naked.
Mike: But I'm totally getting naked. Still, whatever...
Me: Orly?
Mike: Rly.
Me: I would so have my binoculars out if I hadn't abandoned them.
Mike: I was gonna make some lame joke regarding not needing binoculars but I cba. :')
Me: :') And I would have made one back about how I'd still need them if I was in the room...but I'm not that mean...

[street spirit (fade out).]

Jenna: I'm all out of dick jokes my life is over!
Me: No no! Have some dick cream

[drackie.]

Me-So Micey, sup?
Mikey- Not much, Najelle.

[Jimmy Urine.]

Matthew: What was it that thing said on the adult Engrish.com?
Me: "Jesus says: Behold! I come quickly!"
Matt: Yeah, that was it. Imagine if it said something else. Like, Behold! I come...vaginally.
Me:
Matt: That would be better!
Mike: Yeah, only I don't think Jesus was a woman.
Matt: Oh my God. Jesus is multi...genital!

[Breakdown]

Neil (talking to Sam): You should download this song.
Me: What song?
Neil: Shattered Glass.
Me: Omg I totally have that song on my iPod.
Neil: *speechless and I swear he almost had a heart attack*
Me: I have the whole Circus album.
Neil: OMG Logan has some music I actually know on her iPod!!!!


Then we proceeded to go through his iPod and see how many of the same artists we share.
It turns out that we have 6 of the same artists, out of 81 possible artists. Lawl.

[Laceration Adrisole.]

-Steve comes in with dyed red hair-

Me: ''
Vicky: ''
Sapna: ''
Steve: 'Yeah so it was a little more crimson than I thought. Don't say anything.'
Me: 'Well... -looks around- It's fine as long as you don't stand near a junction. Cars'll be waiting for you to turn green.'
Vicky and Sapna: ' '

Was funny at the time. He got me back though

Teacher: 'Does anyone know where the Great Depression took place?'
Steve: 'Sian's bedroom.'
Twas pretty fast for him. I love him really

[rock and/or roll]

My sister: (after leaving Subway) I was laughing because the guy serving you had a monobrow, and because the guy serving me was raping my sandwich...well, it turned out alright in the end, but he was raping it at the start.

[Galileo Figaro]

At taekwondo today, Matthew managed to kick Jia-Tern in the balls while sparring. And later on, we realised Matthew's toe was bleeding.

Miu Yinn: *brings out first aid kit* Here, Matthew, take these. *hands antiseptic, etc*
Jia-Tern: *lies flat on the floor* Ughhh, my ballllls.
Miu Yinn: Jia, would any of these help? Do you want a bandage?



And she reached out to hand Matthew something else, right over Jia-Tern's hurting balls, and he instinctively covered his crotch.

Jia-Tern: NO, I DO NOT NEED A BANDAGE, THANKYOU.

[frayed ends]

outside of the movies with paula (prescription) talking about smoking.
me: you're gonna die anyway.
paula -takes a drag- : i might as well enjew it.
hailey&paula:
paula: i have the jewish man on my mind!

[rock and/or roll]

Me and my friend Dean went to see Yes Man and I was buying a drink but he offered to pay.

Me: I guess this makes me the girl.
Dean: Yeah, you're so the bitch in this relationship.

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

Drackie: and the rolling stones have no bassist, ans neither do we, so we should call up Mick Jager and relate to him
Mikey: omg it sounds like on the sims. Like with the little squares. "Relate to: Mick Jagger."

And;

Janelle: My dad is huge stones fan and he says you're not allowed to call him Mick, it has to be Mick Jagger. So we should be like, biffles with him, and then bring him over and call him Mick in front of my dad.
Mikey: You say it weird D:
Janelle: Mick Jagger?
Mikey: No but you say it like McDonalds! McJagger!

[rock and/or roll]

After walking through a crowd of people, one of whom was not wearing a shirt.

Dean: That guy needs to put a shirt on.
Me: I wasn't complaining...
Dean: Well, sorry for not being gay.
Me: Apology accepted.

[Jack Skellington]

Christina: WTF. THERE'S SNOW IN MY EYES.
Rita: WHY IS IT SNOWING HORIZONTALLY????
Christina: SHIT! SNOW
IN
MY
EYES.

[Jimmy Urine.]

        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
That was definitely a moan.
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
Definitely.
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:42):
wut?
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
Next door.
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
some hanky panky/porn-watching is going on
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:42):
lol :']
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
shut up
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
you don't have to listen to it
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
*presses ear against wall*
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:42):
=']
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:43):
Aha, Disgusting.
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:43):
I've pretty much nailed this now.
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:43):
Just like
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:43):
O rly?
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:43):
=']
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:43):
the guy next door.
        King Of The Jumblies                 Come on baby and give me the creeps.         says (00:43):
And yes.
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:43):
ROFL
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:43):
Nailed what?
        EMMA         !              youdon'tknowwhatyou     do    tome     .         says (00:43):
your guitar?

[Breakdown]

"SNIPIT!"



That is like the best word ever.
It's what Henri's amp says, when it's on the reverb setting, and someone says penis into the microphone.
I'm still laughing at the thought.