Funny things you and your ~friends say

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

GO

[pikawho?]

"What is a post template?!"

We all know who said that.

[phantasmagoria]

-combusts-

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

HE MAY HAVE WANTED TUNA SALAD
BUT HE DOESNT WANT TO BE KILLED



Jack on euthanasia


jack: "so whats this AM on your back?"
mikey: "um... I love the morning... like... so much"


Jack: -sees cows- HEY LOOK! MOOO! ITS [cencored]"
mikey: "-collapses into giggles-" EVEN BETTER! ITS [ner censored nickname]


jack: "I'd say something but i'd be afraid you'd hurt me"
mikey: "what?"
jack" "nothing"
mikey: "what? D:"
jack: "I dont actually know xD I just said that"


mikey: "what tattoo?"
jack: "the medic droid one."
mikey: "i need to be involved in this."
jack: "no, mikey, I dont actually want you there"
mikey: "aha, FUCK YOU EMO BOY, YOU THINK YOU KNOW PAIN?"
jack: "YOU'VE NEVER HAD RED HAIR!"


jack: "FUCK I'M STILL DRIVING!"
mikey: "what? -giggles-"
jack: "I was logging into LJ! but I'm still driving"


jack: "lives life backwards"
mikey: WHY AM I GIGGLING? THAT SHOULDNT MAKE ME LAUGH


jack: OMFG I JUST GO INTO HOUSES AND POP PEOPLES BALLOONS MIKEY


jack: "when I get my license, you have to paint my car checkered. and we'll drive through the city with bang the doldrums playing."
mikey: "stfu jack, the line is OBVIOUSLY 'in the back a yellow chicken calls you're a ho', k?"
jack: "ITS [CENSORED] :::::DDDDDDDD"
mikey: "OMFG -collapses into giggles-"
jack: "HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS A HO? OMFG"

[pikawho?]

-combusts-

wth no one said that. stop spamming, boob.

"do we all after midnight turn into SEX WEREWOLVES???"

[belle of the boulevard.]

polly EAT ME.

sian: I'D RATHER EAT MYSELF... OH GOD IMAGES. MENTAL IMAGES.

maths is made of win with a side of own.

[prelude.]

Teigan: You know how I know you're gay?
Kirby: Yeh?
Teigan: Because you like women!
Kirby: Yeah, well, you know how I know you're gay?
Teigan: How?
Kirby: Because you like our lesbian language teacher!
Teigan: Hahaha, she's a fag.
Kirby: And so are you.
Teigan: DON'T BE A DICK!
Kirby: You like dicks
Teigan: But you just said I was gay.
Kirby: No I didn't. Well, you're bisexual now.
Teigan: You're the bi, fag.
Kirby: Go suck a dick.. GO SUCK YOURSELF!
Maddie: You're both dicks, so suck each other!
Kirby + Teigan: O_O OMFG YUK.

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

Jack: -moans- ...-moans again- uh, heyyy. did you hear the one about what the thing said to the thing?
Mikey: WTF -bursts into hysterical laughter- WORST THOUGHT OUT JOKE EVER
Jack: well OBVIOUSLY thats why I was moaning for so long!

[prelude.]

Teigan: What questions are we- O_O TESTE POP.
Ashley: Eh?
Teigan: Teste pop.
Ashley: You have testes?
Kirby: -whispers- She needs to have another peek inside her pants..
Teigan: I'M WEARING A SKIRT, YOU DICK.

Teigan: -pushes kirby's ruler off desk-
Kirby: -bends down to get it-
Teigan: -pushes kirby off chair-
Kirby: Wha- OMG THE FLOOR SUDDENLY GOT CLOSER! WHY IS THIS?!

[prelude.]

Kirby: That's so wrong on so many levels O_O
Tom: I-RECTION!

Kirby: -reading- 'This building was erected-' OH MY GOD, TEIGAN GET OVER HERE!
Teigan: What?!
Kirby: THIS BUILDIING WAS ERECTED!
Teigan: OH MY GOD, HASNAIN GET OVER HERE!
Hasnain: What?!
Teigan + Kirby: THIS BUILDING WAS ERECTED!
Hasnain: OH MY GOD, MITCH GET OVER HERE!
Mitch: What?!
Teigan + Kirby + Hasnain: THIS BUILDING WAS ERECTED!
Mitch: OH MY GOD, TOM GET OVER HERE!
Tom: What?!
Teigan + Kirby + Hasnain + Mitch: THIS BUILDING WAS ERECTED!
Tom: OH MY GOD, KATE GET OVER HERE!
Kate: What?!
Teigan + Kirby + Hasnain + Mitch + Tom: THIS BUILDING WAS ERECTED!
Kate: O_O Ew.

Alia: Jack, have you got an erection?
Jack: I know, it's like someone's trying to break out!
Everyone else: O_O Didn't need to know..

[prelude.]

Kirby: -looks at mum- -smiles- -has lemon wedge in mouth-
Mum: It's times like these I remember you are a little girl -.-

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

marlee's social suicide says:
its 7 am for me.
013. says:
._. man, I'm like not even coherant that early in the morning
013. says:
its like Mikey, get up
013. says:
mrph
013. says:
Mikey, get UP.
013. says:
MMRPH!
013. says:
MIKEY. GET UP AND HAVE A SHOWER.
013. says:
FUJDIK -throws pillows in general direction of noise; misses- MGOING MGOING LEAVEMELONE -goes back to sleep-
013. says:
...I just realised that my random gibberish could be pronounced 'fudge dick'

[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN]

marlee's social suicide says:
apparently, my friend nate told me i have sex hair. and omfg idk where the hell my bible is.



it needed a post of its own

[prelude.]

Matdura: It's so funny when you and Teigan fight.
Kirby: Yeahh but we don't mean it..
Teigan: SHUT THE FUCK UP KIRBY YOU FAG! -throws ruler-
Kirby: ..she doesn't mean it.
Teigan: DICK!
Kirby: S'cuse me a moment- ASSHOLEFUCKSHITCUNTBITCH!

[Insurgentes]

Patricia says (12:11 AM):
The dial-up comes through your phone line then?
Lady Serena says (12:11 AM):
Yeah, where else can it come from?
Patricia says (12:12 AM):
Duh !!

[prelude.]

Ben: You come from your mum.
Tom: You come from a uterus.
Teigan: -in the background- You know how I know you're gay-
Kirby: -runs over-
Teigan: -in the background- What the hell, come back!
Kirby: -shouts- UTERUS !!! ..that is all.

[anna may tronic.]

Teacher- Write A story about a sixteen year old.
Later
Dunbar- I wrote a story about Ethiopia becoming a superpower

[prelude.]

Al: Yeah, but we'd be here talking and then we'd be thrust into darkness.
Kirby: O_O black holes are suxorz.
Al: Yeah.
Kirby: It'd be like "Oh yeah, the person I'm in love with is- -dead-"
Al: That would be fail. And somewhat win.
Kirby: Fin.
Al: That means end.
Kirby: Wail?
Al: Doesn't that mean to cry or something?
Kirby: FAIN.
Al: Fine. It would be epic FAIN.

[Alice in Wonderland.]

druscilla; abacus nightmare [tripping eyes and flooded lungs] says:
my tummy is talking......
i won't tell you what it's saying.
i don't think you'd like it.

013. says:
D: what?

[Kinky: starstruck.]

Me: "Did you label all the body parts?"
Amanda: "Yep! Guess how I remembered where the appendix was? Guess! Guess!"
Me: "... How?"
Amanda: *yells* "Ellie got her appendix taken out and once she went to show me the scars but then she accidently flashed me some of her private parts!!!! That's how I remembered!"
Me:
Ellie: *yells* "Amanda, that was... private!"
Amanda: "Like your parts?"