Swine Flu - Princess parody

This first came about when my friend was mocking Short Stack lyrics.

"Why would he want to be with the princess if she's contagious? She might have herpes!"

Lulz were had, people were told to STFU, and then a couple of days later -

mformikey @shaundiviney why is the princess contagious? does she have swine flu?


And so it began.


But, a disclaimer:

I'm not making fun of swine flu itself, nor of the infected who have suffered/died from it. I just think that the media is blowing things WAY out of proportion. There's hundreds of deaths a year from regular flu and other preventable diseases, but because this is new, we have to freak the fuck out and fear for our lives, and I think it's kind of over the top. Hence, the mocking.

Also I'm totally not mocking Short Stack (much) because I actually ~ruv~ them very much and Shaun Diviney inspires me and we all know this.